Emil'll blamblam 'em.

- DJing Tonight: Come check me out at Filo’s tonight with my man Bo Bliz for Crossfaded Thursdays. Shit’s been poppin’ off lately. Good times, good music, good air-conditioning. Hottest shit south of Spring Garden on a Thursday night. So holler at us. City Paper says so (scroll down).

New Blog Rollers: I’ve added a few links to my blog-roll but since nobody uses those stupid blog-rolls, I’ma post ‘em here too:

- I don’t know if you need to be on myspace to see this shit, but it’s my dude Drew’s blog. He’s hilarious and smart. I’d encourage you to go read his shit, give him a journalism job, and then encourage him to stop posting blogs on myspace and starting a real blog on blogger.com or something.

- The bol KC_a_Jew is fucking hilarious. His newest shit about DJs getting a lot of ass is on-point, but his story about fouling out of a basketball game and then punching Oprah takes the cake.

- Wayne and Wax is hot, too. It reflects on “hip-hop, reggae, the US, jamaica, and anything else wayne wants to wax on.” Go. It’s better than here. There’s a wonderfully articulate and interesting post about the recent changes in dancehall and their effects. Bloggery at its finest.

- Marxist ass buster k-punk is killin’ it with his highly political but not boringly academic blog. Punkest blog I’ve read. Shit is hard… especially this phenomenal post about the “War on Terror” in response to the recent London attacks.

- My Hair (Kinda Homo): My hair is looking particularly scummy lately. It’s the humidity, I think. My once vibrant, bouncy curls are now oily, heavy, and decrepit. Don’t worry, though: I’m having a telecom with my-twin-brother-from-another-mother Jim Jones at lunch today. We’re going to discuss coordinating our summer look and, amongst other things, healthy hair and beard tips. Talk to ya in a few hours, Jim-bo!

- FUCK YOU: I’m fucking elated that Bernard Ebbers was sentenced to 25 years in prison for his WorldCom fraud. That fucker should’ve gotten life. Fuck you, you piece of shit.

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