Monday, December 12, 2005

Animals, orangutangs....

- Animals Committ Suicide, too: I find something supremely disturbing about these 5 deer who lept to their death. The most disturbing thing about it is the last line: “The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering.” Something about eating the meat of suicidal wild life strikes me as odd.

- Best Commercial Ever: You ever see that extremely weird Nutrigrain Ad? If you don’t immediately know what I’m talking about, go watch that ish. It’s the best ad ever.

- Comprehensive Riddem Sampler: This is a pretty comprehensive riddem directory of reggae ish, from newschool ish to classic stuff. Dude shows love to some weird riddems and hates on some pretty solid ones, but regardless, it’s a solid directory.

- Sambucks vs StarBucks: The eff? Why the eff is Starbucks acting like this is really gonna affect business? Corn.

- Don’t Run in the Boxing Ring: This dude tries running away from his opponent, jumps on the ropes, and gets walloped. So real.

- Ron Artest: In the immortal words of Lorenz Tate in “Menace II Society, Mr. Ron Artest, “You actin’ like a real bitch right now.” Relying on this “I think Indiana will be a better team without me” BS is so effin’ corny, especially after the love and support the city of Indy showed Artest after last year’s debacle. They need to trade that corn-ball with the quickness. I used to ride for the boy, but this ish is so effin’ corny.

- The Constitution is Just a God Damn Piece of Paper: According to some cornball, our commander in chief called the Constitution “just a god damn piece of paper.” This is from a totally not-so-credible source and makes the Left look like a bunch of whining weenies. Blah. The Left is wack.

- Cops Suck: Proof. I’m all for cop-on-cop violence though.



At 8:35 AM, Blogger Drew said...

I don't why, but whenever I see a really great commercial I automatically start thinking about the process by which it was envisioned. I usually just picture a bunch of nattily-dressed dudes rattling off ideas around a conference table or something. I'd have to say that Nutrigrain commercial is most likely the result of the ad firm taking lots and lots of acid. It's so genius.

At 11:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

left is wack. The president is an idiot.

At 2:36 PM, Anonymous pogopark said...

dude, don't blame the whole left for one dude and his weird journalistic fantasies.


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