By letting her pass, I've proved to be a better man

- Menace II Sobreity: Tonight at the Blue Horseshoe, your dudes emynd and Bo Bliz along with dudette Lady Jae will be playing that rappity rap and dancehall and shiz until you fall over. It’s cold. Come drink some fluids and stay warm with us. 10 to 2 at 10 South 20th Street (just south of Market). T’will be fun!

- Chess Boxing: Jacked from my homegirl trigger, this chess-boxing schitt (literally, chess AND boxing) is crazy.

- More Borat: Peep Borat’s website. The best part? He did a “.kz” website. That’s hysterical.

- Get that Money!: This dude robbed the same restaurant twice in one day. That’s either stupid or brilliant. It appears he got away so I’m going with the latter.

- Sufjan Stevens Illinois Vinyl: Good news for conspicuous consumers like myself regarding the Sufjan Stevens album “Illinoise”: it’s finally coming out on vinyl! Yay!

-e